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Blackwood Court

By Celia Aniskovich

On the last Thursday of every month, in whichever house hosts wine night, someone still places the notebook in the center of the table.

Five houses. Five women. One book.

And the same rules have held the court together for nearly seventy-five years.

Write the secret down. Close the book. And never read what the others have written.

Because, on Blackwood Court, everyone is always watching.
And everyone has something to lose.

And secrets, no matter how carefully they are contained, have a way of getting out.

Gym Crush

By Kasey Han

The vibrations start at 5:23 AM. Charli Turner is mid-leg extension.

Her body is a perfect trembling bridge on a $15,000 pilates reformer, when the bass thrums and her teeth rattle. She parked in the singular alleyway spot this morning. It is “technically his.” Retaliation was expected, but British grime? It’s like if radiation poisoning took the form of music.

At EMBODIED Fitness, the air is a delicate mix of eucalyptus and santal essential oils. Clients drink reverse osmosis water, wear Loro Piana activewear, and kneel at the feet of Andrew Huberman. The monthly membership equates to a car payment (and think more Q5 Audi than Honda Civic.) Charli Turner founded the studio six years ago and serves as its lead instructor. She fits in so well here it's as if the walls of this pilates room fucked a stairmaster and gave birth to her. Last week, the girls who work here threw her a 30th birthday party. She still has a fresh manicure with nails that spell out T-H-A-T <3 B-I-T-C-H.

Charli flicks her high ponytail out of her eyes. Her Core Trauma pilates class stares concerned at the pulsating wall, as a framed photo of Charli training Gwyneth Paltrow tilts on its axis.

Ikea Love

By Galt Niederhoffer

Abby’s boyfriend broke up with her in the best of all possible ways, by telling her he was fantasizing about other women.

“I promised I would be honest with you if this ever happened,” he said.
Weight pooled in her chest. “If what ever happened?”
“If I started to think about other women.”
“You cheated on me?” she asked.
“No,” he said. “But I want to.”
“Who is it?” she asked.
“No one specific."
“More than one?” she pressed. “No.” He paused.
Abby sighed.
“More like hundreds.”

Which was, despite the drama of the statement, strangely comforting. The antagonist was a faceless monster. It had less to do with Abby or any one girl, but rather an unknowable them. Extra points for honesty.

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